VIDEO
The 24th Day

Starring: Scott Speedman, James Marsden and Sofía Vergara
Mosaic Entertainment
Rental
MMR20188
Certificate: 15
Available 13 September 2004


Two gay men get together at a bar. Dan is invited back to Tom's apartment, where he is asked if he remembers meeting before. When the conversation turns weird Dan attempts to leave, but is rendered unconscious and tied-up. It soon materialises that Tom had given the HIV virus to his wife, who committed suicide when the news that she had aids was revealed at a hospital. Tom has only slept with one man in his life... Dan, and he is convinced Dan passed the virus to him, because it was the only time he was unfaithful to his wife. So Tom holds Dan responsible and vows that if the results of the aids test (a sample of which was taken while the man was unconscious) comes back from the lab positive, he is going to kill his captive...

Yes, it is as tedious as it sounds, I'm afraid. Although there are a couple of other locations used, and a few ultra-brief, confusing and frankly pointless flashbacks, the vast majority of the film takes place in one open-plan area. There are endless conversations between the two at Tom's place about everything from American football, through archeology, sex and responsibility to truth. In all probability, this story could have been told comfortably on film in under 15 minutes. I suppose the purpose of the constant chatter was the two characters trying to get inside each other's heads (ahem...), but it simply comes across as blatant time-wasting. The director might as well have filmed his empty purse for 90 minutes.

Another mistake this film makes is to reveal the entire plot minutes into the running time. The viewer is then obliged to watch the two players go through the motions whilst awaiting a revelation with a suitable impact that just doesn't happen. The 24th Day runs more like a theatre play, but if it had been the curtain would have dropped for the final time on the first night. Avoid this one like the plague.

Ty Power